manywinged:

it’s easy to get past cerberus actually. you just have to say “who’s a good boy? who’s a good boy???” then slip past while his heads start to fight each other over who it is

Yo I forgot Tumblr exists. How is everyone?

legalizememes:
“ smallest-feeblest-boggart:
“ the-hittite:
“ sexhaver:
“ sexhaver:
“ silverlightpony:
“ gayestgen:
“ scorch-mechanic:
“ goat-plushie:
“Wait, there’s physical copies of Fallout Equestria? That’d have to be massive.
”
The first run was...

legalizememes:

smallest-feeblest-boggart:

the-hittite:

sexhaver:

sexhaver:

silverlightpony:

gayestgen:

scorch-mechanic:

goat-plushie:

Wait, there’s physical copies of Fallout Equestria? That’d have to be massive.

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The first run was five hardbacks of progressively increasing girth. The stack is hefty, but the books are comfortable. Each chapter has chapter art too, which I consider a plus in all fantasy books.

Later runs were single-book softcover monstrosities. I think I saw another five-volume hardback run recently, but I’m not deeply involved in the fandom anymore.

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The second print run was two volumes, hardback, with jackets.  Dunno about any subsequent runs.

I still think the 5-volume split was the best option.  It’s a big damn story.

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(For anyone who hasn’t read it: yes, that’s a functional replica of the main character’s go-to weapon.  No, I didn’t customize it like that; I bought it from the person who did.)

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anon PLEASE tell me your teacher is the author of this

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Ok, I Kind of hate that I know this, but I’m pretty sure that anon’s teacher did NOT write the books the others are showing off. He wrote the darker, edgier and somehow even longer fanfic OF that fanfic called Project Horizons.

Original Fallout Equestria was written by someone known as Kkat who I’m 90% sure is a woman and the story only has some PG-13ish scenes at worst (you know, aside from the violence and gore that comes with a Fallout setting.) Project Horizons was written by a guy known as Somber, who I remember him mentioning in the post-chapter notes that he got fired for failing the wrong student once and the fic itself includes multiple explicit sex scenes.

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it’s important to me u know what the 3rd printing looks like. please note the gilded pages

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one of tumblr’s secret trump cards is its ability to deliver absolutely OBLITERATING gut punches like this post without any context or warning whatsoever

matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll:
“ transgirlnausicaa:
“ coelacanthv:
“ babygiinge:
“ I do not think you know what that word means, friend. I am a feminist because I stand up for women. Not chickens.
”
You stand up for human women, I’ll keep standing for...

matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll:

transgirlnausicaa:

coelacanthv:

babygiinge:

I do not think you know what that word means, friend. I am a feminist because I stand up for women. Not chickens.

You stand up for human women, I’ll keep standing for all women

ok uh… how is a chicken a woman?

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sodomymcscurvylegs:

lastoneout:

jayalaw:

goth-aunt:

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I am screaming lmao also this reminds me of @rosewater1997

@kingofthewilderwest

I really do love that people have legitimately always just been people. Like how many angry breakup texts have their been that end with “Come get your stuff or I’m donating it to goodwill”? People never change.

The concubine after reading this:

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partywithponies:

censorbotoffical:

partywithponies:

Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite

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beepboop. censorbot approved

Me, refusing to leave: sir, this is my emotional hell” is a funnier text post than my original one, good job censorbot.